i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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