Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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