the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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