one two three fourrrrnication!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
how does that bad decision feel?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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