I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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