this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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