I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All I want is dick and wine.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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