Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We left an ass print on the piano.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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