i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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