North Korea, Best Korea!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Your penis caused this!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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