I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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