i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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