my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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