the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
