You really coming over, don't trick.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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