And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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