ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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