I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I wish you could order shots online.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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