No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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