well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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