Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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