When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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