Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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