And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
