just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
sex in a hospital.. check
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
