forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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