so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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