Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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