There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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