I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
