Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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