I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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