No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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