When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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