I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There's always time for handjobs
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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