i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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