I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
