4 words: hood of his car
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My pussy is not your playground.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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