After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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