how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Are we still banned from the library?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
God, I missed his penis.
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