found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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