don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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