I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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