We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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