She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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