Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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