oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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