Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
cat food counts as protein by the way
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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