Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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