Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
please come you make the beer taste better
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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